Danger! Sharks in the New Hampshire woods!
This news item popped up on our radar yesterday: confused New Hampshire-ites discovered the rotting corpse of a full-out shark, just hanging out miles and miles from its native habitat. “(I’ve seen) garbage here and there but nothing like this that’s for sure,” said Lloyd Ellis, whose brother discovered a shark in the woods of Milton.”
When we took a dip in Pea Porridge Pond yesterday, we didn’t see any sharks, but we did see this terrifying predator: the yellow-headed puppet-maker. A scourge on all vacationers!
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